There’s a slug in my shower
– sorry you’ll have to go
but however you got there
I’ll just never know!
There’s a slug in my shower
-yes, you might well make haste
And, if that’s how you got there,
go on, back down that waste!
There’s a slug in my shower
-Yes, I know you’re quite small
But I just can’t be sharing…
That wouldn’t do at all!
There’s a slug in my shower
-yes… it’s raining outside
But you’d get just as wet here,
No use trying to hide!
There’s a slug in my shower
-what a card! Enjoy the ride.
I’ll drop you off real gently…
There now, you’re back outside.
There’s no slug in MY shower
-for a moment I felt sad
But then again…Hey buddy!
Can you find your OWN pad?
Photo credit: http://elizabethruffing.com/2015/06/finally-more-stuffed-toy-slugs.html